Category Archives: Space

The Romulan Senate Gives You A Sad Face

Posted on March 15, 2012 by

I read an article about a cloaked alien ship near Mercury. The conspirator thinks that an ejection from the sun revealed the cloaked ship. The scientist says that it’s a data processing glitch. I say that it’s Jimmy Hoffa’s grandmother … Continue reading →

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10 Uses For Spy Satellites

Posted on January 18, 2012 by

Apparently, Jay-Z and Beyonce are going to make a music video in space. Why not make a video from space and skip the costly space flight tab? Considering spy satellites can find a quarter on the street, why not put … Continue reading →

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Why We Are Not Allowed to Leave Earth

Posted on September 10, 2011 by

From the Bunny Droppings Files: I recently discovered that there is a version of the Harry Potter books in ancient Greek. I think this is further proof of an alien conspiracy. Allow me to elaborate. There are only two groups … Continue reading →

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Awoo! Ufo’s Over London!

Posted on July 1, 2011 by

The wily online is at it again. This time there are UFO’s over London! I believe in alien life in the universe. The possibility of aliens visiting earth doesn’t seem entirely wackadoodle. However, this recent UFO extravaganza has a certain … Continue reading →

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Alien Music Exchange

Posted on February 23, 2011 by

The recent discovery of many possible earthlike exoplanets is exciting to the probability of finding life elsewhere in the universe. The big question is what will we say to that first intelligent species we meet? I’d imagine Hello for starters. … Continue reading →

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