25 Ways Not to Avoid a Traffic Violation

From the Bunny Droppings files: 1. “I was only going that fast because the next liquor store is fifty miles away and I’m starting to sober up.” 2. Point and scream, “What the hell is that?” Then speed away. 3. Laugh at the cop because he looks like a balding version of the principal fromContinue reading “25 Ways Not to Avoid a Traffic Violation”

Inter-galactic Phone Call

In a recent article, SETI has a very important question to answer. What should we say to an advanced alien civilization? Our own communications industry thinks about “what to say” to people everyday and I think SETI could use a few pointers. Customer Service satisfied customers since the invention of the telephone so why notContinue reading “Inter-galactic Phone Call”