From the Bunny Droppings files:

Now a random conversation from when I worked in a call center:

Client: It sounds like you are eating lunch.

Me: I am.

Client: What?

Me: Crunch N’ Munch. Lunch of champions.

Client: And that’s why your not Micheal Jordon.

Me: Celebrities advertise for food they probably never eat. Paris Hilton probably never even tasted a Carl’s Junior burger.

Client: If she did eat one, you’d probably see it in her stomach.

Me: Like a snake eating a rat.