From the Bunny Droppings files:
Now a random conversation from when I worked in a call center:
Client: It sounds like you are eating lunch.
Me: I am.
Me: Crunch N’ Munch. Lunch of champions.
Client: And that’s why your not Micheal Jordon.
Me: Celebrities advertise for food they probably never eat. Paris Hilton probably never even tasted a Carl’s Junior burger.
Client: If she did eat one, you’d probably see it in her stomach.
Me: Like a snake eating a rat.