From the Bunny Droppings Files:
I’ve always wondered if demons in an alternate dimension played role-playing games about people living in our world…
Bellorfaus: I turn down the ally to lose the cop.
Granorak: You’ll need to pass a drive check.
Bellorfaus: I don’t have the drive skill. Can’t I make dexterity check?
Nifflandik: Humans don’t let people drive until sixteen blood moons! They probably had to train all their lives.
Granorak: I remember when my grandpa made his twentieth blood moon.
Bellorfaus: I do have Lore: Action Movies so I’ve seen enough people driving!
Nifflandik: You are always trying to use that stupid Lore skill!
Granorak: My grandpa ate the entire Darlokkin clan. He was such an awesome guy.
Bellorfaus: It’s my best skill!
Nifflandik: I can’t help it if you picked a skill that we are never in a situation to use!
Granorak: Ok, ok! Roll lore at minus four.
Bellorfaus: See! I told you… Twenty! Wohoo!
Granorak: You avoid the cop. Nifflandik your character…
Nifflandik: I want my character to make out with a hot babe!
Granorak: You picked the nerd class. You can only make out with hot girls in exchange for money.
Nifflandik: Can I roll my Internet check to find a cheap one?
Granorak: Let’s see the rulebook. It says here, there is a chance that the girl might be a sixty-year-old man.
What would their characters be like when they reach higher levels?
Nifflandik: I sell off my software company for more hot babes.
Granorak: You already have fifty million hot babes.
Nifflandik: I got to make up for all the sixty-year-old men I met on the Internet.
Granorak: Ok fine, Bellorfaus, you are sleeping in a pile of beer cans. Your landlord pounds on the trailer door and awakens you.
Bellorfaus: I sneak out the back window.
Granorak: You get stuck in the window.
Bellorfaus: Can I roll a Lore: Exercise Television Shows check to suck in the fat?
What monsters would they fight?
Granorak: You are attacked by a horde of anti-trust lawyers. They attempt to subpoena you. You have the initiative.
Nifflandik: I use my fax blast attack. I rolled a 19! Critical hit!
Granorak: Ok, the lawyers fax systems are down for the count. They return with a PR Campaign of Striking… Ok Bellorfaus, your character is attempting to arm wrassle Jimbo for his pig…
Time Burrito 
Why do they even have history, relgion, and lore skills? Useless…