I’d like to announce two items.
1. My new rock album, Citizen, is out and free for download at http://thespiral.bandcamp.com/.
2. I’ve officially made $1.94 in royalties from my self published successes Free Advice: Just Add Money and Porn Free Bibles. Naturally, my next check will get me that island off the coast of Dubai. For now, I will buy a soda.