Sergeant Says Happy Holidays!

The Holidays are a time filled with family and cheer. What better way to spend Christmas than with text you can cut and paste into your Christmas cards:

Sergeant: Sergeant says stand on one foot.

The whole platoon stands on one leg.

Sergeant: Sergeant says Happy Holidays.

Platoon: Happy Holidays!

Sergeant: Sergeant says twirl your gun like a baton.

The whole platoon swings their guns like batons.

Sergeant: Kill that innocent civilian!

One soldier shoots a bystander.

Sergeant: Ooooo Sergeant didn’t say! Jimmy is out!

Merry Christmas from and I’ll see you next year.

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