Sergeant Says Happy Holidays!

The Holidays are a time filled with family and cheer. What better way to spend Christmas than with text you can cut and paste into your Christmas cards:

Sergeant: Sergeant says stand on one foot.

The whole platoon stands on one leg.

Sergeant: Sergeant says Happy Holidays.

Platoon: Happy Holidays!

Sergeant: Sergeant says twirl your gun like a baton.

The whole platoon swings their guns like batons.

Sergeant: Kill that innocent civilian!

One soldier shoots a bystander.

Sergeant: Ooooo Sergeant didn’t say! Jimmy is out!

Merry Christmas from and I’ll see you next year.

Give yourself rock this Christmas. Direct your browser to: for a free rock album download from to you!

Published by aaronfrale

Aaron Frale has been writing comedy for years. He won "Best Writer" as co-writer for a feature film called Hamlet: The Vampire Slayer at the B-Movie Film Fest in New York. You can check out an in depth review of Hamlet from the film critic Obscurus Lupa. Various plays, sketches, and films written by Aaron have been lurking about the Albuquerque scene. In May 2010 he received a Masters of Fine Arts in Dramatic Writing from the University of New Mexico. Music is another one of his past times. His rock band, Spiral, was rated 9 out of 10 by the DPRP for their 2011 release The Capital in Ruins. He currently resides with his wife, Felicia, and a small black dog that thinks he is a giant black dog.. Check out his personal humor blog at: and his rock band:

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