The Holidays are a time filled with family and cheer. What better way to spend Christmas than with text you can cut and paste into your Christmas cards:
Sergeant: Sergeant says stand on one foot.
The whole platoon stands on one leg.
Sergeant: Sergeant says Happy Holidays.
Platoon: Happy Holidays!
Sergeant: Sergeant says twirl your gun like a baton.
The whole platoon swings their guns like batons.
Sergeant: Kill that innocent civilian!
One soldier shoots a bystander.
Sergeant: Ooooo Sergeant didn’t say! Jimmy is out!
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