2010 Did Not Change The World

From the robots that control reality, er I mean send automated emails from WordPress (my comments are in italics):

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads This blog is on fire!. Burnating the countryside! Burnating the peasants! And still not changing the world! I also wonder if every blog gets this rating.

Crunchy numbers

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A helper monkey made this abstract painting, inspired by your stats.

A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 2,200 times in 2010. That’s about 5 full 747s. Time to drop them in volcanoes and start my own religion.

In 2010, there were 56 new posts, not bad for the first year! There were 9 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 313kb. That’s about a picture per month. There is a possibility of pictures changing the world so I avoid them.

The busiest day of the year was January 29th with 199 views. The most popular post that day was The USB World of Avatar. No, I’m not afraid of piggybacking on the success of others!

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were reddit.com, facebook.com, avatar-forums.com, stumbleupon.com, and thepinkfloydexperience.net. My goal for 2011 is foxnews.com

Some visitors came searching, mostly for manly bathroom, manly bathroom ideas, manly paint colors, cult ideas, and world. I’m not sure if this says something about me or humanity.

Best of 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010. The inflight movies of the 2010 Wont Change The World 747’s


The USB World of Avatar January 2010


To Explore Strange New Worlds; and Outsource Them. February 2010


The Manly Bathroom January 2010


Tips For The Aging Rock Star February 2010


If I Can Brush My Hair March 2010

Published by aaronfrale

Aaron Frale has been writing comedy for years. He won "Best Writer" as co-writer for a feature film called Hamlet: The Vampire Slayer at the B-Movie Film Fest in New York. You can check out an in depth review of Hamlet from the film critic Obscurus Lupa. Various plays, sketches, and films written by Aaron have been lurking about the Albuquerque scene. In May 2010 he received a Masters of Fine Arts in Dramatic Writing from the University of New Mexico. Music is another one of his past times. His rock band, Spiral, was rated 9 out of 10 by the DPRP for their 2011 release The Capital in Ruins. He currently resides with his wife, Felicia, and a small black dog that thinks he is a giant black dog.. Check out his personal humor blog at: https://wontchangetheworld.com/ and his rock band: http://thespiral.bandcamp.com/

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