15 Tasteless Halloween Costume Ideas

1. A Home Invader – Nothing says trick like a home invasion!

2. Thriller Micheal Jackson – Get it — a zombie? Too soon?

3. Osama Bin Party Animal – The only act of terrorism is letting the keg go empty.

4. Jehovah’s Witnesses – Ring the doorbell of real Jehovah’s Witnesses until they answer!

5. Mormon Missionaries – Beat up the people dressed as Jehovah’s Witnesses claiming, “Our families celebrate birthdays.”

6. Buddhist Missionaries – Beat up everybody! Nothing says non-violence via violent enforcement.

7. A diabetic – Fake your own coma on the porch.

8. The Brane Multiverse Theory – It’s just too abstract for anyone to understand.

9. DEA Special Task Force – Insist that you are not in costume.

10. Crazy Ex – Go through the list of restraining orders downtown. Find a Crazy Ex that looks like you and show up on the doorstep of person whom ordered the restraining order.

11. A Dentist – Shake your head in disdain for each candy you get.

12. A Child Fundraiser – “Hello, I am selling candy to raise… you’re giving it away for free! Why would you do that to me?”

13. Ethnic Racial Stereotypes – Insist that racism is a very scary subject.

14. A Filibuster – Be that “fun sucking” vampire with a long winded story.

15. A Weary Traveler – Claim your car broke down in the woods and you need a place to stay. Become angry when they don’t try to kill you or at the very least have sex with you.

Published by aaronfrale

Aaron Frale has been writing comedy for years. He won "Best Writer" as co-writer for a feature film called Hamlet: The Vampire Slayer at the B-Movie Film Fest in New York. You can check out an in depth review of Hamlet from the film critic Obscurus Lupa. Various plays, sketches, and films written by Aaron have been lurking about the Albuquerque scene. In May 2010 he received a Masters of Fine Arts in Dramatic Writing from the University of New Mexico. Music is another one of his past times. His rock band, Spiral, was rated 9 out of 10 by the DPRP for their 2011 release The Capital in Ruins. He currently resides with his wife, Felicia, and a small black dog that thinks he is a giant black dog.. Check out his personal humor blog at: https://wontchangetheworld.com/ and his rock band: http://thespiral.bandcamp.com/

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