iComedy for an iStupid Sense of Humor

We all fail sometimes. The key to failure is brushing ourselves off and accepting our failure with dignity and the profound sense of pride that you at least tried. Then you can buy a cabin in the woods and start making bombs. Because it’s the thought that counts. The thought that with a little plutonium,Continue reading “iComedy for an iStupid Sense of Humor”

Won’t Change the World Thanksgiving Special

I am thankful for many things in 2012. With plenty of food, a roof over my head, decent healthcare, and a loving wife, there are plenty of thanks to be giving. However, I have to ask myself. Am I truly celebrating Thanksgiving like pilgrims did? I am not. In order to truly celebrate Thanksgiving likeContinue reading “Won’t Change the World Thanksgiving Special”

Daryl Kicks the Crap Out of Chuck Norris

Norman Reedus, who plays Daryl on The Walking Dead, really needs his own Internet meme. So here are reasons why Daryl is way cooler than Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris can kill a man with his fist. Daryl can kill a man from fifty feet away with a cool stare. 2. Chuck Norris may have any lady.Continue reading “Daryl Kicks the Crap Out of Chuck Norris”

The True Winners of Election Day 2012

Here is the official Won’t Change the World predictions for today: President – Taylor Swift – Not only did she release a new album near election time but probably more people listened to it than will end up voting in the election. At least we’ll finally have our first woman president. US Senate – Jerry Seinfeld willContinue reading “The True Winners of Election Day 2012”