A Brief History of Gays from Sparta to the Boy Scouts

The Boy Scouts are close to ending a ban on gays. They’ve finally joined the new millennium where gay people exist. Before, back in the old days, gay people didn’t exist. All those Spartan soldiers that used to fuck each other were really just manly men doing manly things. A bunch of Spartans are having a maleContinue reading “A Brief History of Gays from Sparta to the Boy Scouts”

10 Ways to Cheat on Your New Years Resolutions

We always talk about keeping our New Years resolutions. Why not find ways to break them? 1. Quit Smoking – A friend of mine’s father “quit smoking” by smoking on the side of the house. The side yard was a like a cigarette butt apocalypse. My friend explained, “My mom never goes in the sideContinue reading “10 Ways to Cheat on Your New Years Resolutions”

2012 Did Not Change the World

Every year, I get a report about my part in filling the Internet with usless information. This year, they compared me to people who climbed Mt. Everest. Maybe in 2013, my analogy will be the black plague. Over 1/3 of Europe projectiled vomited after reading your blog… The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annualContinue reading “2012 Did Not Change the World”