Desert during the Day of the Dead

The next morning Maria woke with a gasp. Her head pounded from drinking a bottle of wine all by herself. She scrambled off the couch and knocked her wine glass to the floor. She was lucky it didn’t shatter. It must have been sleeping on the couch with her. She must have finished the wineContinue reading “Desert during the Day of the Dead”

10 Uses for Halloween Makeup

Ever notice how those Halloween makeup kits give you enough makeup for the entire cast of Cats the musical? You are only going to use it for one night. So here are some post-Halloween makeup uses: 1. Rob a bank – Who doesn’t need extra holiday cash? And why do we have super villain teamsContinue reading “10 Uses for Halloween Makeup”

Halloween and the Knights of the Round Table

            With Halloween around the corner, you should be scared and shit. If you aren’t scared, then here is a tale to chill your boner and your bones too! Narrator: It was a dark and stormy knight named Josh. He was the long lost cousin of Lancelot. Most people thought he was a cheese dickContinue reading “Halloween and the Knights of the Round Table”

The Government Shutdown

     Day 1 – The government shut down today and unfortunately, I was still inside when it happened. My name was Russell and I was a low-level paperwork pusher. You’d figure in 2013, where you can pay for Starbucks with a smart phone, the government wouldn’t really need paperwork. Much less the sheer volumeContinue reading “The Government Shutdown”

7 Reasons to Support the Government Shutdown

People are going crazy about the government shut down like it will be a bad thing but I always like to stay positive. So here are some good things about the government shut down: 1. All those families with seventeen children who use up food stamps will just die off when their EBT cards fail. TheyContinue reading “7 Reasons to Support the Government Shutdown”