Sperm Donor for a Cosmic Paradox – Sample

The DNA test was a mistake. An email appeared in my inbox one Wednesday morning. I was at work with nothing to do. Facebook status updates, The Huffington Post, and The Onion didn’t seem to change much after I hit the refresh button for the seventh time, so when the email about tracing my geneticContinue reading “Sperm Donor for a Cosmic Paradox – Sample”

Dr. Mew

I am going to take my traditional December break from blogging. But not without leaving you a meme created by my wife staring our cat: As with the Wontchangetheworld tradition, I will leave you with a holiday cut and pasteable quote for your holiday emails: “Twas the night before Christmas and my new Nosler VarmageddonContinue reading “Dr. Mew”