Xmas Elf is Blowing Up the Charts

I tweeted this last night as a joke: Watch out George RR Martin. Xmas Elf is coming: But in all seriousness, your support of the book is making it my most successful release to date. Maybe in twenty years and ten books later, HBO will make a gritty, completely serious, Xmas Elf series that willContinue reading “Xmas Elf is Blowing Up the Charts”

Xmas Elf Only 99 Cents

Get Xmas Elf: Secret Agent for 99 cents from now till 12/1/18 (US and UK only). That’s not all, Time Burrito will also only be 99 cents too! Why fight the holiday crowds when you can buy everyone you know a kooky Christmas caper for a buck? Amazon has a buy for others button. All you needContinue reading “Xmas Elf Only 99 Cents”

Christmas Needs an Enema.

Get Xmas Elf: Secret Agent today! The combination of comedy and adventure make it a perfect gift for that office party or for friends and family. Put a smile on their face when they see this season’s most ridiculous holiday story. The paperback will qualify for Amazon Prime shipping, so you know you’ll get it in time for Christmas.Continue reading “Christmas Needs an Enema.”

Another Free Book!

I had so much fun giving away Desert During Day of the Dead that I wanted to give you another freebie. Please enjoy Othello and Zombies. It will be free until Nov. 11th.  But that’s not all, I’m doing another group giveaway with books about humans versus nature. Remember, if you like what you are reading from me,Continue reading “Another Free Book!”