It’s finally here! If you have the monetary means to support my writing, consider purchasing it or reading it through Kindle Unlimited. If not, it will be free on Kindle during Black Friday.
The Boy King of Carradine is truly the strangest, most off beat, and weirdest thing I’ve written. If you think Time Burrito went off the hook, Playlist of the Ancient Dead was unique, or The Robin Hood of Couches is wacky. This one far surpasses the weirdness meter even for me.
This story was so singular, that I almost wrote it as a standalone novel rather than a Time Burrito sequel. When I first had the idea, a person named Dave being cloned in the future and misconstrued as their messiah, I knew the comedy would write itself if the guy was a dimwitted, well-intended, but ultimately making things worse than better type of protagonist.
That’s when I realized that Pete fit that description as a character. Even better, by putting this story in the Time Burritoverse, Clara could be the voice of reason. The further I had gotten into it with the Time Burrito characters. The more I knew this was meant to be a Time Burrito novel.
Is it the last Time Burrito novel? Most certainly not! I already have some preliminary ideas for the fourth one, but I want to wrap up the Atmospheric Pressure trilogy first. I also plan to write a prequel to Tuners, so we can see Hector and the parents of our Tuners generation in action. There are a lot of writing projects, and I do this part time.
Thank you all again for your support of my work. If you want special editions of future works or just want to kick in some money to me directly, consider becoming a Patreon member.
Here is the book description:
The Holy Church of Dave has mocked Zeb all his life for the silly notion that the almighty Dave was once a man. Determined to prove them wrong, he finds the DNA of the savior. The resurrection of his lord turns out to be Pete, and the apostles are the time-traveling pals Clara, Misako, and Unk.
Now, Zeb and the outta time gang are caught in a holy war between the Davist and Davidite factions. If the papacy leaders, the Holiest of Holies Chappelle and Schwimmer, don’t see eye to eye about the true meaning of their messiah, they’ll destroy the entire world in the endless, bloody conflict.
Packed full of David references and Boreanaz-style action, don’t miss The Boy King of Carradine, the next novel in the Time Burrito series that’s sure to get you excommunicated in stitches. Pick up your copy today over here.
Thank you again and watch for my Black Friday post. It’s seriously going to be like nothing I’ve ever done.
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