It’s that special time of year where shoppers trample each other for a deal. Of course with COVID19, knife fighting for that last laptop in a Walmart parking lot should be at an all-time low this year. Either way, why risk being shanked for the latest iPhone when you can enjoy reading from your kindle at home? So let’s celebrate capitalism with completely free books! A dozen free books to be exact. My writing is perfect for folks looking for feel good action/adventure novels to avoid the grim realities of 2020. Here’s the list and scroll down for the descriptions.
The Boy King of Carradine
Xmas Elf: Secret Agent
The Robin Hood of Couches
Othello and Zombies
Cowboys & Drones
Playlist of the Ancient Dead
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The Holy Church of Dave has mocked Zeb all his life for the silly notion that the almighty Dave was once a man. Determined to prove them wrong, he finds the DNA of the savior. The resurrection of his lord turns out to be Pete, and the apostles are the time-traveling pals Clara, Misako and Unk.
Now, Zeb and the outta time gang are caught in a holy war between the Davist and Davidite factions. If the papacy leaders, the Holiest of Holies Chappelle and Schwimmer, don’t see eye to eye about the true meaning of their messiah, they’ll destroy the entire world in the endless, bloody conflict.
Packed full of David references and Boreanaz-style action, don’t miss The Boy King of Carradine, the next novel in the Time Burrito series that’s sure to get you excommunicated in stitches. Get The Boy King of Carradine for free.
As one of Santa’s Elite Fixers, Jing spends most of his time waterboarding greedy toy manufacturers or responding to terrorists holding Rudolph for ransom. While not on the job, he relaxes in the North Pole, a paradise where he can forget all the killing and bloodshed and curl up to some Christmas music and hot cocoa.
Until a rogue group of elves betrays Santa and threatens what should have been a pleasant Christmas.
Every time a bell rings, an elf gets his Glock. Get Xmas Elf for free.
Orion is dead again. Whether death comes from a stab wound, a bullet to the brain, or just plain dumb luck, he always comes back. He is glad to have the second chances because there is a princess in each life who seems to be in trouble. Whether she’s a nurse in the Vietnam war or medieval English royalty, Orion is determined to win her over. Get ORION for free.
Kal has always been considered too “fragile” to participate in the village activities. Her lithe stature links her to her father and distances her from everyone else. He left the village to fight in the Teristaque Wars and never returned. She meets Sarge, a strange star species of the human race who seems to know the secret of the patch from her father’s uniform. Kal has always known she is different than her fellow villagers, and finally she may be closer to finding out why. Get the story for free here.
After the slaughter of her village, Kal is imprisoned for aiding the criminal who betrayed her to the Teristaques. A military insignia from her father’s uniform is all that remains of her family, and of the father who left before her birth. She meets Hayden, an attractive young human inmate who appears to have information about her father’s platoon. An insane prison doctor has made test subjects of the general population, and finds Kal’s physiology intriguing. She is forced to forge an alliance to strike out before she becomes another failed experiment. Get Kal’s Truth for free.
Hayden made planet fall as the newest member of his squad. Nigramoto was a world known for its beauty and danger. After screwing up an easy task in the city, Hayden landed his troop an assignment in the dangerous frontier. Desperate to gain the trust of his fellow soldiers back, Hayden finds himself assisting a racist police state. Hayden doesn’t know if he can remain silent about the conduct of his unit much longer and wouldn’t know who to trust. Get Hayden’s Mistake for free.
Being too close to the truth got Jon Xiong’s mother killed. While searching for answers, a murderous cult shows up at his door.
A secretive organization called the Tuners comes to his aide and teaches him about his rare ability to travel between worlds called tuning.
He grapples with his new superpower and is stuck between those who would maintain order in the multiverse and those who would destroy it. Jon must avoid the same gruesome fate as his mom and figure out what happened to his family. Read Tuners for free now.
Reese investigates corporate fraud and discovers some joker has been giving away free couches to the needy, because when a person can no longer afford the subscription service fees, all their furniture disappears. The bearer of sofas ends up in a ditch when blunt force trauma snuffs out the poor’s best chance of not living in an empty room their whole life. Reese rolls up his sleeves. Time to get to work. Read The Robin Hood of Couches for free now.
Shakespeare’s classic tale of hubris, paranoia, and betrayal is reimagined against the darkly comedic backdrop of the post-apocalypse. … And zombies.
I ate thy brains ere I killed thee… Read Othello and Zombies for free now.
Olson lives in a city that has been sealed from the outside world. He’s an Eleven Year and close to citizenship. His life is upended when one of the few adults who cares about him commits suicide – or so it appears at first. While investigating, Olson meets a girl named Natalie snooping around his school. He soon learns that one of her friends died under similarly mysterious circumstances. Together, they start looking for answers, and end up discovering the city’s darkest secrets. Read Atmospheric Pressure for free now.
Cowboys and Drones is a collection of short stories including:
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Jed finds out some disturbing news after a DNA test. He is his own great great grandfather. However, Jed’s daily struggles involve video games and crippling self doubt. He’s not the time traveling pioneer type. He may as well try to get to the bottom of the mystery. It’s at least a reason to get off his couch.
Anna is the time traveling type and Jed’s ex-girlfriend. She finds herself in the Old West in a town terrorized by a man called the Gold Piece Bandit. Jed better get off his butt and help her. Although Anna has never been the type to let the men do all the shooting. Read Cowboys and Drones for free now.
Caroline, a post-graduate student, waits for her grand adventure in life. While she’s waiting, she walks the dog down the same path every day, avoids her dippy ex-boyfriend, and ponders her mundane march towards middle age. Her dream comes true when a magical doorway appears before her in a drab brick building. There is something on the other side of the door, and it beckons her inside. Read Playlist of the Ancient Dead for free now.
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