My Three-Year-Old Is a Barbarian and Other Parenting Problems

My first comedy fantasy novel is now live on Kindle Vella which means you can start reading it today over here. Since this is a new product, there are a few things you should know. First off, if you enjoy what you read. Hit the thumbs up and fave buttons. You can only fave something once per week. You can thumb up anything. I’d appreciate some thumbs up and faves if you like what you’ve read.

Second, you need to buy tokens to read beyond the first three stories. Amazon will get you started with some free tokens, so it’s of no risk to you to check out the story. I have two Vellas up, and here are the descriptions (right after this cool picture of a barbarian):

Now on Kindle Vella.

My Three-Year-Old Is a Barbarian and Other Parenting Problems
Some jerkwad moon mage shoves the consciousness of Petra’s three-year-old into the body of a full-grown barbarian. Petra’s stuck in a halfling. There are pissed-off rangers, angry giants, a pompous vampire, and a necromancer out to kill her and her child. Despite being caught in a world where everything threatens to shuffle off her mortal coil, the hardest part is convincing a hulked-out man that the battle axe is not a toy, orcs are not cuddly, and that he should use the potty. New episodes every Friday.

The Theft
F hired me to do a straightforward job, but there was a slight snag in the operation when what I stole was stolen from me. Three goons showed up at my door to not so politely tell me that I have 24 hours to deliver F’s goods or my body will never be recovered. New episodes every Wednesday.

Also, Atmospheric Pressure 3 goes live tomorrow.

I appreciate you going with me on this journey and during this pivot. And if you’ve been enjoying what you read from me, now’s the time to hit those like and fave buttons. There is also a way to follow the story so you’ll get notified each time one drops. I probably won’t get another chance to be a part of the launch of a new platform, so I appreciate your help.

And please share the links with a friend.

Thank you for your support.

Published by aaronfrale

Aaron Frale has been writing comedy for years. He won "Best Writer" as co-writer for a feature film called Hamlet: The Vampire Slayer at the B-Movie Film Fest in New York. You can check out an in depth review of Hamlet from the film critic Obscurus Lupa. Various plays, sketches, and films written by Aaron have been lurking about the Albuquerque scene. In May 2010 he received a Masters of Fine Arts in Dramatic Writing from the University of New Mexico. Music is another one of his past times. His rock band, Spiral, was rated 9 out of 10 by the DPRP for their 2011 release The Capital in Ruins. He currently resides with his wife, Felicia, and a small black dog that thinks he is a giant black dog.. Check out his personal humor blog at: and his rock band:

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