Felicia’s (my fiancé) dad (Mike) cut (sawed) a (an indefinite article) hole (a void in the space time continuum) through (a preposition) our (OURS NOT YOURS, QUIT BEING SO SELFISH!) living room (we die if we exit the room, it’s very inconvenient) and (a conjunction) kitchen (the place where we have Wolfgang Puck tied upContinue reading “The Manly Bathroom”
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Apple a Day Keeps the Hell Hound At Bay
My fiancé and I were talking about an apple. (We live exciting lives, you should see us talk about our pets, or better yet make up lyrics about our pets). She only ate the top half of the apple. When my eyes inquired about the bottom half, she said, “That was the apple I tookContinue reading “Apple a Day Keeps the Hell Hound At Bay”
The First One
I am starting this blog because A. I am a Humor Writer. B. I have a lot of ideas. C. None of them are very good. Now before I get to the first post, you may have seen some of my comedy before. For example, a feature movie called Hamlet: The Vampire Slayer. Or aContinue reading “The First One”
Time Burrito 