I am going to Ireland this weekend. So this blog will be put on hold for a while. Last time I went to Europe, I wrote a piece about how to get kicked out of Europe. For Ireland, I figure I’d write about something I won’t being doing while I am there-watching TV. With HuluContinue reading “The Dead Art of Channel Surfing”
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A Brief History of Gays from Sparta to the Boy Scouts
The Boy Scouts are close to ending a ban on gays. They’ve finally joined the new millennium where gay people exist. Before, back in the old days, gay people didn’t exist. All those Spartan soldiers that used to fuck each other were really just manly men doing manly things. A bunch of Spartans are having a maleContinue reading “A Brief History of Gays from Sparta to the Boy Scouts”
Ray Harryhausen and Spiral
I am speechless. Ray Harryhausen (the animator behind the 1981 classic film Clash of the Titans) agreed to let us use footage from a Little Red Riding Hood short to accompany a music video! Please enjoy the video and support the foundation to keep his works preserved.
Won’t Change the World Thanksgiving Special
I am thankful for many things in 2012. With plenty of food, a roof over my head, decent healthcare, and a loving wife, there are plenty of thanks to be giving. However, I have to ask myself. Am I truly celebrating Thanksgiving like pilgrims did? I am not. In order to truly celebrate Thanksgiving likeContinue reading “Won’t Change the World Thanksgiving Special”
Daryl Kicks the Crap Out of Chuck Norris
Norman Reedus, who plays Daryl on The Walking Dead, really needs his own Internet meme. So here are reasons why Daryl is way cooler than Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris can kill a man with his fist. Daryl can kill a man from fifty feet away with a cool stare. 2. Chuck Norris may have any lady.Continue reading “Daryl Kicks the Crap Out of Chuck Norris”
Time Burrito 