Comedy writers always ask the tough questions. Or at least the questions that nobody else asks. Is it just me or do people grunting while pooping make you uncomfortable? I always feel a little weird when the stall next door is full of: Phtttttp. Ahhhh… Phhhhtttp. Errrr….. Phhhhhhhhttttttttpppppppp… AHHHHHHH! SPLASH. SPLASH. SPLASH. YES! YES! YES!Continue reading “The Worldly Poop”
Category Archives: Environment
The Tacos Are Nigh
The bible tells us that the world will end. The bible also tells us that if someone rapes our daughters, the rapist can marry them if they pay off the father. But let’s ignore the fact that the bible can be wrong on some occasions and assume the world will end. One of the signs of theContinue reading “The Tacos Are Nigh”
The Flush Mob
Science has reached a new pinnacle. They have answered the question that keeps everyone up at night. What if every toilet in the US flushed at the same time? Considering the year is 2012, I’ve always wondered how it will all end. If we could choose the way go, 350 million toilets flushing at theContinue reading “The Flush Mob”
Changing the World
On this blog, I often cover about the variety of ideas that don’t change the world (such as cloning Tony Danza for posterity). For once, we can change the world. A small act, (a donation to aide the people affected by the earthquake in Japan for instance), multiplied by a large group of people willContinue reading “Changing the World”
5 Apocalypse Ideas
Since the Mayan John Cusack 2012 Apocalypse is right around the corner, I have complied a list of possible world ending scenarios. Enjoy! 1. Cow Farts: Cows passing gas is probably one of the biggest threats facing the human race. Each cow toot contributes to global warming. As temperatures rise, James Franco’s hair gel melts.Continue reading “5 Apocalypse Ideas”
Time Burrito 