10 Ways to Cheat on Your New Years Resolutions

We always talk about keeping our New Years resolutions. Why not find ways to break them? 1. Quit Smoking – A friend of mine’s father “quit smoking” by smoking on the side of the house. The side yard was a like a cigarette butt apocalypse. My friend explained, “My mom never goes in the sideContinue reading “10 Ways to Cheat on Your New Years Resolutions”

When the Propaganda Machine Runs Dry

Stop the press! What does that mean anymore? It’s not like we print newspapers. I guess would could try stopping the internet for important news. But that probably won’t go so well: A guy waits for a download. It stops and the screen reads: We interrupt your download for this very important bulletin: World War Three hasContinue reading “When the Propaganda Machine Runs Dry”

Won’t Change the World Thanksgiving Special

I am thankful for many things in 2012. With plenty of food, a roof over my head, decent healthcare, and a loving wife, there are plenty of thanks to be giving. However, I have to ask myself. Am I truly celebrating Thanksgiving like pilgrims did? I am not. In order to truly celebrate Thanksgiving likeContinue reading “Won’t Change the World Thanksgiving Special”

12 Awful Halloween Theme Parties

Halloween is a great way to let loose and dress like you normally wouldn’t in real life. So why take it to such an extreme that your friends never talk to you again? Here are some ways to terrify guests of your party this Halloween. 1. Ku Klux Kegger – Racially motivated hate crimes won’t beContinue reading “12 Awful Halloween Theme Parties”