A New Day For Women’s Rights

Women have reached a whole new level of liberation! Equal salary? Human rights in male dominated societies? A focus on the person rather than body image? A bikini that injects Botox? No… the ability to walk freely in the wild during their menstrual cycle and avoid bear attacks. Recent scientific discovery has proven that bearsContinue reading “A New Day For Women’s Rights”

Jim Bob’s Methods for a Better Healthier You

Hi, I’m Jim Bob and I got some more health tips for you. Fit and healthy lifestyles can be achieved by anyone. I’m sure health experts have a shit ton of advice. I have more shit tons of advice. And who do you trust? A scientist that has been studying their whole life? Locked upContinue reading “Jim Bob’s Methods for a Better Healthier You”

What’s Better Than a Food Fight?

My wife cringes at the thought of printing food. Whereas, I rejoice in the idea that I can simply click “Yes” to the question: Computer: Would you like to print dinner? Me: Yes. Computer: Are you sure? Me: Yes. Computer: I don’t think I believe you. Me: Just print the food. Computer: Is that allContinue reading “What’s Better Than a Food Fight?”