Christmas Is Here

And we all know the old adage “Every time a bell rings, an elf gets his Glock.” This Christmas, get ready for a comedic romp through the underbelly of the holiday season where one elf learns that killing and torturing isn’t the only way to solve a problem. It will be available in paperback, audiobook, andContinue reading “Christmas Is Here”

Dr. Mew

I am going to take my traditional December break from blogging. But not without leaving you a meme created by my wife staring our cat: As with the Wontchangetheworld tradition, I will leave you with a holiday cut and pasteable quote for your holiday emails: “Twas the night before Christmas and my new Nosler VarmageddonContinue reading “Dr. Mew”

The Case for Invading Jamaica

The government seems to be really concerned with this budget thing. The solution to all the US money troubles is really easy. We can invade a small country with a wealthy resource. Right now, the US military is pretty much the best in the whole world. We can take out a terrorist leader reading aContinue reading “The Case for Invading Jamaica”

Desert during the Day of the Dead

The next morning Maria woke with a gasp. Her head pounded from drinking a bottle of wine all by herself. She scrambled off the couch and knocked her wine glass to the floor. She was lucky it didn’t shatter. It must have been sleeping on the couch with her. She must have finished the wineContinue reading “Desert during the Day of the Dead”

10 Uses for Halloween Makeup

Ever notice how those Halloween makeup kits give you enough makeup for the entire cast of Cats the musical? You are only going to use it for one night. So here are some post-Halloween makeup uses: 1. Rob a bank – Who doesn’t need extra holiday cash? And why do we have super villain teamsContinue reading “10 Uses for Halloween Makeup”