3 Freakin’ Ghost Stories

Welcome my fellow readers to a cliché so terrible that you will die of fright, have a  brain embolism, projectile vomit poop from your mouth, and perhaps tinkle. Just a little tinkle. Like a wee bit of wee. The kind that leaves a little dot on your pants but you don’t change the pants. TheContinue reading “3 Freakin’ Ghost Stories”

12 Awful Halloween Theme Parties

Halloween is a great way to let loose and dress like you normally wouldn’t in real life. So why take it to such an extreme that your friends never talk to you again? Here are some ways to terrify guests of your party this Halloween. 1. Ku Klux Kegger – Racially motivated hate crimes won’t beContinue reading “12 Awful Halloween Theme Parties”

15 Terrible Ideas For Theme Parties

1. Get all your white friends to celebrate Black History Month by dressing like their favorite historical figure. Make sure to invite only one black guy. 2. STD themed singles event. 3. A Jane Austin style dance party at a college fraternity. Bystanders will at least be amused. 4. Dance, Dance, Danza! With Tony Danza.Continue reading “15 Terrible Ideas For Theme Parties”