It’s back-to-school time. Here are some ways to save: 1. Steal from a homeless guy – It’s much easier than you think. Buy them booze. Wait for them to pass out. And steal their backpack. There’s got to be pretty cool stuff in the backpack. After all, the backpack is only thing they own. If youContinue reading “5 Back-to-School Saving Tips”
Category Archives: Money
The Class Divide
My wife and I bought a new car. My wife is especially pleased with this purchase because she doesn’t have to sit next to crazy homeless people on the bus anymore. I figure, if she really ever gets nostalgic for the good old days of riding the city bus, she could always pick up homelessContinue reading “The Class Divide”
Tron Fights for… Jeff Bridges?
Before I start my regularly scheduled humor post, I want to put everything thing out on the table. I feel no reason to hide the fact that Jeff Bridges has a country album. Nor should Jeff feel any shame in joining the musical actor ranks of William Shanter, Joe Pesci, and my personal favorite LeonardContinue reading “Tron Fights for… Jeff Bridges?”
Roadside Oddities
Since the beginning of 2011, every morning on the way to work a strange Uncle Sam mouse guy was always trying to get me to purchase his tax scheme. He looked like a generic form of Mickey Mouse (kind of like the way brands like Mountain Lightning look like a generic form of Mountain Dew).Continue reading “Roadside Oddities”
Ruses To Avoid Paying Taxes
April 15th is a mere week away and for those that owe money to the federal government, don’t worry! The government is going to shut down! The few left over federal employees will be too busy with the chaos that ensues from the all the park rangers going on unpaid furloughs. Maybe one of myContinue reading “Ruses To Avoid Paying Taxes”
Time Burrito 