1. IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY TO START YOUR COLLEGE SEARCH – If you want to get in a good school, you have to start thinking about it during at least your third cell-division during your conception. By the time you get to the fourth cell-division, schools like MIT and Harvard will have the admission teamContinue reading “7 Tips For Applying to College”
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5 Back-to-School Saving Tips
It’s back-to-school time. Here are some ways to save: 1. Steal from a homeless guy – It’s much easier than you think. Buy them booze. Wait for them to pass out. And steal their backpack. There’s got to be pretty cool stuff in the backpack. After all, the backpack is only thing they own. If youContinue reading “5 Back-to-School Saving Tips”
Therapy in Prison (Not The Rapey)
I am not really a vengeful person. I don’t really see the point of punishing criminals. I am not saying we should hand out some “Get Out of Jail Free” cards: Parole Officer: You’ve stabbed thirteen inmates, run the in-house drug smuggling, and raped 53 including the warden. What makes you think you’ll ever see the light ofContinue reading “Therapy in Prison (Not The Rapey)”
My Biggest Loser Moment (Without Cake)
I recently read an article about a 15-year-old girl inventing a flashlight powered by the heat from your body. Back when I was 15, I was more worried about finding a hit of acid or if this really cute girl who was way out of my league liked me. Of course looking back at thoseContinue reading “My Biggest Loser Moment (Without Cake)”
15 Facebook Buttons You Won’t See Soon
Facebook really needs a more realistic approach to their design. Each time they reinvent the interface, they always miss out on a chance to really have it more fully compatible for people’s lives. Here are a few buttons Facebook lacks for a truly more pragmatic social experience: 1. Having an Affair With – You haveContinue reading “15 Facebook Buttons You Won’t See Soon”
Time Burrito 