10 Uses for Halloween Makeup

Ever notice how those Halloween makeup kits give you enough makeup for the entire cast of Cats the musical? You are only going to use it for one night. So here are some post-Halloween makeup uses: 1. Rob a bank – Who doesn’t need extra holiday cash? And why do we have super villain teamsContinue reading “10 Uses for Halloween Makeup”

25 Reasons to Fire Your Therapist

1. “Sounds like you have a sleep disorder. Better take this pill, chain yourself to the bed at night, and don’t forget to leave your home address with the receptionist.” 2. He follows up all his advice by yelling the word, “NOT!” For example, “It’s perfectly normal to be anxious, NOT!” or “You are feelingContinue reading “25 Reasons to Fire Your Therapist”

8 Surefire Ways to Motivate Your Employees

1. Implied Threats – Nothing gets them to work faster than veiled threats of disciplinary action. Here is a role play: Employee: Boy howdy, I sure do love this Angry Birds. Manager: It’d be a shame if someone’s house were burnt down because there were no complete spreadsheets. Employee: You got it boss! I sureContinue reading “8 Surefire Ways to Motivate Your Employees”

Excuse Me. Waiter. There’s Religion in my Schools…

I realize that if you read my blog regularly, you’d probably be under the misconception that I’m against Christianity. But affiliating oneself with a religion doesn’t really bother me. It’s when people use religion to disguise awful behavior that irritates me.   For example, when a person monologues about why gay people shouldn’t be allowedContinue reading “Excuse Me. Waiter. There’s Religion in my Schools…”

If Gays Could Marry…

Since very important shit is going down today, I’m going to give you 10 Things that Will Happen if Gays Could Marry. 1. People will be marrying their dogs next. What the general public doesn’t know about gay people is that they are really the people wearing masks at Sci-Fi conventions. So when you see a Klingon having sex withContinue reading “If Gays Could Marry…”