With Halloween around the corner, you should be scared and shit. If you aren’t scared, then here is a tale to chill your boner and your bones too! Narrator: It was a dark and stormy knight named Josh. He was the long lost cousin of Lancelot. Most people thought he was a cheese dickContinue reading “Halloween and the Knights of the Round Table”
Category Archives: Star Wars
If Gays Could Marry…
Since very important shit is going down today, I’m going to give you 10 Things that Will Happen if Gays Could Marry. 1. People will be marrying their dogs next. What the general public doesn’t know about gay people is that they are really the people wearing masks at Sci-Fi conventions. So when you see a Klingon having sex withContinue reading “If Gays Could Marry…”
The Worldly Poop
Comedy writers always ask the tough questions. Or at least the questions that nobody else asks. Is it just me or do people grunting while pooping make you uncomfortable? I always feel a little weird when the stall next door is full of: Phtttttp. Ahhhh… Phhhhtttp. Errrr….. Phhhhhhhhttttttttpppppppp… AHHHHHHH! SPLASH. SPLASH. SPLASH. YES! YES! YES!Continue reading “The Worldly Poop”
Eat, Drink and Be Larry
All this Hamlet The Vampire Slayer happenings makes me nostalgic for the Eat, Drink and Be Larry days. The days when doing the fine art of theatre involved dressing up like Yoda: I always find comedy to be fascinating in that it’s always part of the fringe. For example, there is a theatre group inContinue reading “Eat, Drink and Be Larry”
Not Another Robocalypse!
After watching this video, I thought that the robot overlords now have a fully functionally samurai. Least we forget the function of samurai in medieval Japan: Peasant: Honorable Samurai, please defend us from the evil warlord that steals our rice. THWACK! HACK! SLICE! Other lawn mower and bone crunching sounds! Peasant: Sweet! Thanks honorable samurai!Continue reading “Not Another Robocalypse!”
Time Burrito 