The Worldly Poop

Comedy writers always ask the tough questions. Or at least the questions that nobody else asks. Is it just me or do people grunting while pooping make you uncomfortable? I always feel a little weird when the stall next door is full of: Phtttttp. Ahhhh… Phhhhtttp. Errrr….. Phhhhhhhhttttttttpppppppp… AHHHHHHH!  SPLASH. SPLASH. SPLASH. YES! YES! YES!Continue reading “The Worldly Poop”

25 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Europe

My wife and I are finally going to our 2 year late honeymoon in Berlin. Ideas that Won’t Change the World will be on hold while I am there. As luck would have it, we are going back again to Europe in 2013 with her family because they found this amazing deal for a week in Ireland. What better way for meContinue reading “25 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Europe”

Why LA Will Never Be Destroyed

Soon, my wife and I will be visiting the city that is destroyed in almost every disaster movie — LA. However, I really don’t think LA will ever be destroyed like in the movies.  Here are some typical city destruction scenarios and what LA will do about it: Tsunami – Lady Gaga’s hair will quicklyContinue reading “Why LA Will Never Be Destroyed”

Post 100: The Chain Post

Welcome to post 100 of Ideas That Won’t Change The World! I wanted to do something special for this post. A memorable post past down through generations… Pulitzer winning commentary…  a comic moment that anyone reading will think back and say “I was there.” Instead, I wrote the first ever chain post that you canContinue reading “Post 100: The Chain Post”

Korn Fights for the Rights of Drivers!

Technorati apparently needs me to write a code into my blog in order for it to be included in their directory. WKKYJ6T53RMS Rather than grumble and complain about what will the readers think? I’ll attempt to turn it in into a new internet acronym like LOL (Laugh Out Loud) or ROTFLMAO (Good Chuckle Old Chap,Continue reading “Korn Fights for the Rights of Drivers!”