Happy End of the World Holidays

I usually take the month of December off from blogging. Due to some special Spiral related projects, my month will start now. I also¬†always leave you with some catchy phrase you can cut and paste into your Christmas emails: “Santa scares me. That creep watches me while I’m sleeping. He knows when I’m awake! SoContinue reading “Happy End of the World Holidays”

Great Conspiracies

Since I am a purveyor of fine truths since 2010, I want to shed light on some of the more notorious cover-ups in history. What happened: In 2004, George Bush won the election against John Kerry after a voter recount. What Really Happened: Toucan Sam really won the election. What we don’t know is thatContinue reading “Great Conspiracies”