My next book will be coming out this Christmas, and for those of you who loved Time Burrito, I have some good news for you. It is another action-packed comedy. This one is a little different. It’s about an Elf who is one of Santa’s Elite Fixers (a special unit that is a mix of MI6, NavyContinue reading “Help Me Decide on a Cover.”
Tag Archives: Christmas
Dr. Mew
I am going to take my traditional December break from blogging. But not without leaving you a meme created by my wife staring our cat: As with the Wontchangetheworld tradition, I will leave you with a holiday cut and pasteable quote for your holiday emails: “Twas the night before Christmas and my new Nosler VarmageddonContinue reading “Dr. Mew”
Happy End of the World Holidays
I usually take the month of December off from blogging. Due to some special Spiral related projects, my month will start now. I also always leave you with some catchy phrase you can cut and paste into your Christmas emails: “Santa scares me. That creep watches me while I’m sleeping. He knows when I’m awake! SoContinue reading “Happy End of the World Holidays”
The Santa Trap
OK, so I lied about taking a break in December but some movies require being blogged about right away. Words can’t express the pure genius of The Santa Trap. Of course by pure genius, I mean you will laugh, cry, and beg for the movie to end. My wife and I have a pretty goodContinue reading “The Santa Trap”
Merry 2011 Holiday
It’s December again and after working tirelessly through 2011 to bring humor to the people, I am going to take a break. But not without leaving you a cut and pastable message to include in all your holiday emails: Santa will not be appearing this holiday season because he went down the chimney of aContinue reading “Merry 2011 Holiday”
Time Burrito 