Man Versus Masterpiece Theatre Free Ebook

I’d like to announce the official release of my third collection of humor essays: Man Versus Masterpiece Theatre. As a special treat for those of you that have been following Ideas That Won’t Change The World, I am giving the Ebook version away for free for the next five days (the free offer ends SundayContinue reading “Man Versus Masterpiece Theatre Free Ebook”

Jim Bob’s Methods for a Better Healthier You

Hi, I’m Jim Bob and I got some more health tips for you. Fit and healthy lifestyles can be achieved by anyone. I’m sure health experts have a shit ton of advice. I have more shit tons of advice. And who do you trust? A scientist that has been studying their whole life? Locked upContinue reading “Jim Bob’s Methods for a Better Healthier You”

The Robot Sexocalypse

For the three people that are regular readers of Ideas That Won’t Change the World, I’ve been predicting the robocalypse for a long time. In all my unjustified fear and ignorance of something new and ingenious, I never thought about the sexocalypse. Innovators of robotic technology are now seeking for ways to replace the “world’sContinue reading “The Robot Sexocalypse”

Great Conspiracies

Since I am a purveyor of fine truths since 2010, I want to shed light on some of the more notorious cover-ups in history. What happened: In 2004, George Bush won the election against John Kerry after a voter recount. What Really Happened: Toucan Sam really won the election. What we don’t know is thatContinue reading “Great Conspiracies”

Jeepers, It’s The Cops!

I felt like I was in a 1940’s gangster flick: Me: You’ll never catch me coppers! I ain’t coming out alive! Cop: That’s not a gun sir. Me: It’s a baseball bat! Cop: It’s a tea cup. Me: I’ll burn you! Cop: The tea looks lukewarm. Me: I might short out your radio. Huh? EverContinue reading “Jeepers, It’s The Cops!”