Dancing for Jesus

I discovered what truly will be the next dance craze to sweep the nation and reinforced my belief that the rapture will be a good thing: Before you laugh or blow your own brains out (or combination thereof), hear me out. Also try to ignore the “creepy stalker voice calling you at midnight” vocal stylings,Continue reading “Dancing for Jesus”

15 Terrible Ideas For Theme Parties

1. Get all your white friends to celebrate Black History Month by dressing like their favorite historical figure. Make sure to invite only one black guy. 2. STD themed singles event. 3. A Jane Austin style dance party at a college fraternity. Bystanders will at least be amused. 4. Dance, Dance, Danza! With Tony Danza.Continue reading “15 Terrible Ideas For Theme Parties”