2013 Did Not Change the World

My most popular post was about what would happen if we legalized Gay Marriage. The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: A New York City subway train holds 1,200 people. This blog was viewed about 4,000 times in 2013. If it were a NYC subway train,Continue reading “2013 Did Not Change the World”

If Gays Could Marry…

Since very important shit is going down today, I’m going to give you 10 Things that Will Happen if Gays Could Marry. 1. People will be marrying their dogs next. What the general public doesn’t know about gay people is that they are really the people wearing masks at Sci-Fi conventions. So when you see a Klingon having sex withContinue reading “If Gays Could Marry…”

A Brief History of Gays from Sparta to the Boy Scouts

The Boy Scouts are close to ending a ban on gays. They’ve finally joined the new millennium where gay people exist. Before, back in the old days, gay people didn’t exist. All those Spartan soldiers that used to fuck each other were really just manly men doing manly things. A bunch of Spartans are having a maleContinue reading “A Brief History of Gays from Sparta to the Boy Scouts”

Gay Marriage Versus Dinosaur Farts

People seem to have the wrong focus in our country. Some news stories make headlines while the more important ones go overlooked. Who really cares about the president supporting gay marriage when important issues like dinosaur flatulence are being hotly debated by scientists. Sure, North Carolina has decided to waive their ass at civil rightsContinue reading “Gay Marriage Versus Dinosaur Farts”