Health – Time Burrito

The Juice

I am not really a pill person. In fact, I don’t really know anyone who is a pill person: Waiter: Welcome Pharmanoodles where we have pills and noodles. Woman: I’ll have the Pad Thai… wait, you have pills! I’ll just take pills. I guess Meth Addicts would be more of a pill person: Meth Addict:Continue reading “The Juice”

25 Reasons to Fire Your Therapist

1. “Sounds like you have a sleep disorder. Better take this pill, chain yourself to the bed at night, and don’t forget to leave your home address with the receptionist.” 2. He follows up all his advice by yelling the word, “NOT!” For example, “It’s perfectly normal to be anxious, NOT!” or “You are feelingContinue reading “25 Reasons to Fire Your Therapist”

10 Ways to Cheat on Your New Years Resolutions

We always talk about keeping our New Years resolutions. Why not find ways to break them? 1. Quit Smoking – A friend of mine’s father “quit smoking” by smoking on the side of the house. The side yard was a like a cigarette butt apocalypse. My friend explained, “My mom never goes in the sideContinue reading “10 Ways to Cheat on Your New Years Resolutions”

Jim Bob’s Methods for a Better Healthier You

Hi, I’m Jim Bob and I got some more health tips for you. Fit and healthy lifestyles can be achieved by anyone. I’m sure health experts have a shit ton of advice. I have more shit tons of advice. And who do you trust? A scientist that has been studying their whole life? Locked upContinue reading “Jim Bob’s Methods for a Better Healthier You”

Occupy Urgent Care

I am sick today but the humor must go on. I write this post wrapped in a blanket and sipping on tea. Some days, when I’m not sick, I imagine how fun it would be to stay home from work wrapped in a blanket and sipping on tea. However, now that I am sick, IContinue reading “Occupy Urgent Care”