When a Bell Rings, an Elf Gets His Glock

I’m sure many of you need a little cheer in your life right about now. What better way to spend your lockdown than reading about an Elf who waterboards for Santa? In my next free book to help you get through the times were are living in, enjoy Xmas Elf. Also, Cacophony (Tuners book 3)Continue reading “When a Bell Rings, an Elf Gets His Glock”

Xmas Elf Only 99 Cents

Get Xmas Elf: Secret Agent for 99 cents from now till 12/1/18 (US and UK only). That’s not all, Time Burrito will also only be 99 cents too! Why fight the holiday crowds when you can buy everyone you know a kooky Christmas caper for a buck? Amazon has a buy for others button. All you needContinue reading “Xmas Elf Only 99 Cents”

Christmas Is Here

And we all know the old adage “Every time a bell rings, an elf gets his Glock.” This Christmas, get ready for a comedic romp through the underbelly of the holiday season where one elf learns that killing and torturing isn’t the only way to solve a problem. It will be available in paperback, audiobook, andContinue reading “Christmas Is Here”

Won’t Change the World Thanksgiving Special

I am thankful for many things in 2012. With plenty of food, a roof over my head, decent healthcare, and a loving wife, there are plenty of thanks to be giving. However, I have to ask myself. Am I truly celebrating Thanksgiving like pilgrims did? I am not. In order to truly celebrate Thanksgiving likeContinue reading “Won’t Change the World Thanksgiving Special”