Sneak Preview

The Bison Agenda Here is the unedited chapter 1 of the Bison Agenda. There is still time to sign up for a exclusive edition by supporting me on Patreon. The world would soon weep at the name Barry Bison. The bullies who photoshopped his face onto various bovine would know that Barry was destined forContinue reading “Sneak Preview”

A Terror Dictator’s Guide to Mindfulness

I’m experimenting with doing something new. I’ve always wanted to write a comedy self-help book. Here’s is the introduction and the first chapter. If you want to see this project happen, consider supporting me on patreon. Introduction As totalitarianism and authoritarian leadership have become increasingly mainstream, more and more people are actively seeking resources forContinue reading “A Terror Dictator’s Guide to Mindfulness”

Time Burrito 2: The Bison Agenda

While Time Burrito 2 is far from complete, I couldn’t wait to share the cover art with you. It is just as ridiculous as the first book. Take a look: One word: Amazing. Get an exclusive Patreon only edition by pledging now. Don’t wait for the book to come out, by then it will beContinue reading “Time Burrito 2: The Bison Agenda”

With Great Burrito Comes Great Responsibility… Again.

I’ve been putting off writing a Time Burrito sequel for years now. Clara and Misako burst into Pete’s life in the final chapter to herd him away into another nutty time travel adventure. I ended the first one that way because I didn’t want the story to end, but needed something. So I did whatContinue reading “With Great Burrito Comes Great Responsibility… Again.”

The Robin Hood of Couches Cover Reveal

The Robin Hood of couches is coming out soon! Check out the cover art below. Remember, if you want to get the special Patreon members only version of this book with bonus content place a $5 or above donation before 7/25/19 ($2 donations will get the regular eBook edition in advance of everyone else). IfContinue reading “The Robin Hood of Couches Cover Reveal”