The Flush Mob

Science has reached a new pinnacle. They have answered the question that keeps everyone up at night. What if every toilet in the US flushed at the same time? Considering the year is 2012, I’ve always wondered how it will all end. If we could choose the way go, 350 million toilets flushing at theContinue reading “The Flush Mob”

15 Terrible Ideas For Theme Parties

1. Get all your white friends to celebrate Black History Month by dressing like their favorite historical figure. Make sure to invite only one black guy. 2. STD themed singles event. 3. A Jane Austin style dance party at a college fraternity. Bystanders will at least be amused. 4. Dance, Dance, Danza! With Tony Danza.Continue reading “15 Terrible Ideas For Theme Parties”

Eat, Drink and Be Larry

All this Hamlet The Vampire Slayer happenings makes me nostalgic for the Eat, Drink and Be Larry days. The days when doing the fine art of theatre involved dressing up like Yoda: I always find comedy to be fascinating in that it’s always part of the fringe.  For example, there is a theatre group inContinue reading “Eat, Drink and Be Larry”

10 Uses For Spy Satellites

Apparently, Jay-Z and Beyonce are going to make a music video in space. Why not make a video from space and skip the costly space flight tab? Considering spy satellites can find a quarter on the street, why not put them to good use? 1. A ballistic targeting system zooming in on Rick Perry’s head.Continue reading “10 Uses For Spy Satellites”

WWMPD?

My wife and I finished watching the entirety of the X-Files. One episode featured shirtless Mitch Pileggi, who was surprisingly buff underneath the doofy balding boss exterior. His character, Skinner, was that fifties-nerd-looking-character, while sans shirt, who became a Vin Diesel type action hero, with plenty of chest hair. Bear in mind that the shavenContinue reading “WWMPD?”