Whoever said that you can’t train cats obviously didn’t have a year of free time and at least eight hours for their cats. I have a officially toilet trained my cats Darla and Ezri (yes, we are that nerdy). Since they are one-year-olds, I am hoping for at least 19 years of kitty litter-free living.Continue reading “The Cat Toilet Training Days”
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The Worldly Poop
Comedy writers always ask the tough questions. Or at least the questions that nobody else asks. Is it just me or do people grunting while pooping make you uncomfortable? I always feel a little weird when the stall next door is full of: Phtttttp. Ahhhh… Phhhhtttp. Errrr….. Phhhhhhhhttttttttpppppppp… AHHHHHHH! Â SPLASH. SPLASH. SPLASH. YES! YES! YES!Continue reading “The Worldly Poop”
Poop Thousand Twelve
The greatest invention of our time is now available: The Poop to Electricity Machine. That’s right! This is not an April Fool’s prank. This is a real — if stinky — deal! I can’t wait for the next step when we can just shit directly into our gas tank. Imagine stop free road trips asContinue reading “Poop Thousand Twelve”
