We have reached a new age of space exploration. Barbie is now a Mars explorer. The toy manufacturer, Mattel, claims that the Mars exploring Barbie will encourage girls to be a profession normally dominated by men. Back in the olden days (a couple of years ago), women had very limited career options. Man: Woman! You will bareContinue reading “In Space, No One Will Hear Barbie Scream”
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What Would the Aliens Think?
I believe in aliens. With the vast enormity of all of time and space, there has to be other intelligent life in the universe. Saying we are alone in the universe is a lot like masturbating, you may satisfy yourself but it’s much more fun with a partner. The question that I really don’t knowContinue reading “What Would the Aliens Think?”
Our Final Days on Bellicus Prime
Before I spread my wings and fly to the Irish country side (I probably won’t make it. I will start flapping my arms and fall off a New York pier.), I want to share the trailer for our next album:
The Romulan Senate Gives You A Sad Face
I read an article about a cloaked alien ship near Mercury. The conspirator thinks that an ejection from the sun revealed the cloaked ship. The scientist says that it’s a data processing glitch. I say that it’s Jimmy Hoffa’s grandmother hooked to an MK-ULTRA device by Elvis while Kennedy’s assassins order a Mayan calender shapedContinue reading “The Romulan Senate Gives You A Sad Face”
Imagine The Void
I was in the editing mood this weekend. With some suggestions from wife, I cut together this video:
Time Burrito 