If you are like me, you love audio books. I listen to them in the car, when I work out, wash dishes, clean the house, and just about everywhere I can pack in an audiobook. I have good news for you audiobookphiles. The Robin Hood of Couches is now on audible! And better yet, the narratorContinue reading “The Robin Hood of Couches is on Audible”
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The Robin Hood of Couches Special Edition
Today is your last chance to get the special Patreon members only edition of The Robin Hood of Couches! Thank you so much to all the folks who’ve already donated. Your support means a lot to me. You can secure your copy here on Patreon. If you want to skip all this Patreon stuff, you can preorderContinue reading “The Robin Hood of Couches Special Edition”
Xmas Elf is Blowing Up the Charts
I tweeted this last night as a joke: Watch out George RR Martin. Xmas Elf is coming: But in all seriousness, your support of the book is making it my most successful release to date. Maybe in twenty years and ten books later, HBO will make a gritty, completely serious, Xmas Elf series that willContinue reading “Xmas Elf is Blowing Up the Charts”
Xmas Elf Only 99 Cents
Get Xmas Elf: Secret Agent for 99 cents from now till 12/1/18 (US and UK only). That’s not all, Time Burrito will also only be 99 cents too! Why fight the holiday crowds when you can buy everyone you know a kooky Christmas caper for a buck? Amazon has a buy for others button. All you needContinue reading “Xmas Elf Only 99 Cents”
Christmas Is Here
And we all know the old adage “Every time a bell rings, an elf gets his Glock.” This Christmas, get ready for a comedic romp through the underbelly of the holiday season where one elf learns that killing and torturing isn’t the only way to solve a problem. It will be available in paperback, audiobook, andContinue reading “Christmas Is Here”
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